Rats Gosh You Motherfreaking Craptart

after my sim got laid she kept walking around like this…

after my sim got laid she kept walking around like this…

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

He was alfredo dying, but it happened anyway.

jazminenichole:

ohh so this is why……

jazminenichole:

ohh so this is why……

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: octopussoir-

In the future…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that….Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.

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Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
pi4nobl4ck:

Hockey is not a sport for lovers.

pi4nobl4ck:

Hockey is not a sport for lovers.